Here’s A List Of Free Stuff You Can Get On Your Birthday

Birthdays are great. There isn’t much that beats them. There is however one thing that comes close: free stuff. On your birthday, you might get free stuff in the form of presents, being shouted drinks at the pub or maybe getting treated to a meal.

Why stop there? Birthdays only come around once a year, and I reckon you should take advantage of that 24-hour window and rack up as many freebies as possible.

Well, businesses like to treat their customers on their birthday with freebies and discounts. Here are some choice handouts and sweet discounts you can claim on your b’day.

Disclaimer: most of these you’ll need to sign up for, so suss out their website if you’re keen. Be sure to check out the terms and conditions of any of these offers, like the smart, financially rational person you are.

Here are some freebies.

At Ali Baba you can score a free birthday kebab, i.e. the perfect snack on your way home. You’ll need to collect a card in-store first though.

Boost Juice is slinging free juices or smoothies to members of their loyalty program.

Lunch is sorted – get a free six-inch sub and drink from Subway.

Doughnut Time will dish you up a free doughnut if you register on their website.

Want some doughnuts with your doughnuts? Free 6 pack of original glazed at Krispy Kreme.

You’ll get one free ice cream at Cold Rock and they’ll give you a sweet deal on the greatest birthday addition of all – an ice cream cake (don’t @ me) with a $10 off voucher.

If ice cream cake isn’t your thing (what’s wrong with you?) you can get a free Princess Cake – courtesy of IKEA.

There’s always room for more cake, never forget it – grab a free birthday muffin at Muffin Break.

Consider your coffee fix taken care of at Gloria Jeans, with a drink on the house.

Free birthday chippies at Lord of the Fries when you show your ID.

Dig in to some chicken at Nandos, on them. You’ll also score a free side and drink. Onya, Nandos.

Are you in the mood for a birthday fiesta? Free burrito or bowl at Salsas.

You can score a free game of bowling at AMF – it’s valid for one month from your birthday.

If you’re in Sydney, treat yourself to a free Sydney Harbour Coffee Cruise including morning or afternoon tea, courtesy of Captain Cook Cruises.

Here are some sweet discounts

Glue Store will give you $10 to put toward some sweet new threads.

Hang out with the animals with $1 entry to Taronga Zoo Sydney on your birthday.

Score $5 off any full size cake at Cheesecake Shop.

Get 10% of your ASOS order on your birthday to feel less guilty about your online shopping problem.

Dendy Cinemas will treat you to a $1 movie ticket in your birthday week and free small popcorn.

Treat yourself to a freshly made bed with a free $25 voucher from Sheridan.

Or if you’re game, make your own sheets with 10% off at Spotlight on your birthday.

Get summer ready with a $20 voucher from Speedo.

If you’re a loyalty cardholder, you’ll get a $20 voucher from Country Road.

You can never have too many pairs of undies – get a $10 gift card from Bonds.

At Noodle Box, you’ll be given a $10 voucher to use in store – yum.

Look, if you manage to claim all on this list I can guarantee you one thing – you’ll be very, very full and probably won’t need to eat for a while.

Bargains wherever you can get them are worth taking advantage of, every dollar counts, y’all! Oh, and happy birthday!

Bradley is a writer from Newcastle who enjoys travel, Tina Fey and is a connoisseur of cheap red wine.